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During last week the cold snap must have taken good effect upon our ‘‘office hoy,” because as a rule he always seems to have some load on his mind. He seems to have quite got rid of the trouble and come right out of his shell, as the other day !he walked right into the boss’s room and demanded a penny for a poet’s license. The Boss, that is. “Square Deal Jones,” could not make him out at first, and quietly asked him if he had not made a mistake—was it not a sharebroker’s or land agent’s license, but he stuck to his guns, arid said it was a poet’s_ license he wanted. To pacify the little chap, “Stand Alone Jones” secured him one, and this is tlie result: —Don’t miss the opportunity, your duty don’t delay till to-morrow or the future far away, for if you’re on the spot, and half a chance you’ve got, grasp “JONES’S” special offer—don’t delay.*

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Gisborne Times, Volume XXXVI, Issue 3994, 26 July 1913, Page 5

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Page 5 Advertisements Column 1 Gisborne Times, Volume XXXVI, Issue 3994, 26 July 1913, Page 5

Page 5 Advertisements Column 1 Gisborne Times, Volume XXXVI, Issue 3994, 26 July 1913, Page 5