A girl asked to see the hospital doctor. Doctor: What is it? Girl: I would like to be a nurse in this hospital. Doctor: Have you the necessary experience? Girl: I think so. Two of my brothers play football, one is a boxer, mother plays hockey, and dad runs a motor-cycle. Aunty: Have another piece of cake, Teddy. Teddy: No thank you. Aunty: You seem to be suffering from loss of appetite. Teddy: No, I’m suffering from politeness. “Jones’s wife thinks the.world of her husband.” “Does she?” "Yes. She even believes the parrot taught him to swear.” Notice in a doctor’s surgery: Ladies in the waiting-room will please not exchange symptoms. It gets the doctor hopelessly' mixed up.
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Greymouth Evening Star, 2 November 1939, Page 11
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