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Greymouth Evening Star, 20 October 1939, Page 3

‘■You don’t, seem to think of anything hut motoring. Why don’t you j at your wife before your car sometimes?'’ -I'm scared of being found out.” “Did you visit, the art galleries when you were at Dresden?’’ “Wo didn’t need to. Our daughter paints.”’ Visitor: Is there an encyclopaedia in the o I lice’.'’ Oflice Boy (politely): No, sir, but what is it you wish to know? This morning a little girl tried to get (ho early-morning services over the radio. She dialled for about ten minutes v.-thimt success and finally exclaimed: "Mother, all 1 can get is the. Silent Prayer.” “1 would like to take out. an insurance policy.” “Very good, sir. Fire or life?” “Both—l have a. wooden leg.”