“Your dining-room is very small.” “Well, yes; but none of us have big appetites.” Chief: What is that big entry in your accounts? rr '"‘' T -e".cr: My hotel bill. Cinei: Then please do not buy any more hotels. Landlady: How did you like the young chicken? I did not like killing it. Guest: Why? Did you grow up together? The dentist, hoping to go out for lunch, heard someone in his waitingroom. “It that a patient out there?” he asked the nurse. “Oh, no, sir!” she replied. “He just comes in every week to finish a serial story in a weekly magazine.” Prison Visitor: Why are you here, my good man. Convict: My rivals wanted to get rid of mo. “What do you mean?” “I was making the same sort of banknotes as the Government.”
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Greymouth Evening Star, 20 October 1939, Page 12
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