‘What on earth has happened to yon?” ' “I am the unluckiest man on earth.” “How is that?'' “There were 22 footballers oh the field, one referee, 21,000 spectators, and yet the ball came down ou my nose.” “I had a fearful dream —1 dreamt that, the animal from which my new fur came was chasing me.” “But surely you are not afraid of a rabbit ?” Father: Annie! Stop singing about ’•Failing Dew.” Annie: But why. father? Father. It remind'.- me of the rent! Old Lady (in aquarium): Can I get a real live shark hero, my man? Attendant. W-what for. madam? “Well, a neighbour’s cat. has been eating my goldfish, and I want to teach it a lesson.”
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Greymouth Evening Star, 17 October 1939, Page 5
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