“The modern girl’s man looks like a sop,” says a writer. But she doesn’t worry. She probably doesn’t even know what a sop looks like. —“Humorist.” “That’s neither here nor there,” as. the man said when he tried to rescue the soap from his bath.—“ Montreal Star.” Every now and then things get so hot in Washington that the President has to go to. Hot Springs to cool off.— “St. Louis Star.” Wife (reproachfully): John, you’re kinder to dumb animals than you are to me. Fed-up Husband: Well, you try being dumb and see how kind I’ll be.
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Greymouth Evening Star, 4 July 1938, Page 2
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