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Greymouth Evening Star, 19 April 1938, Page 2

i A little girl was taken by her father to accompany him on his round of golf. It was her first time out with him on the course, and after a. time she said: “Daddy why mustn’t the hall go into the little hole? “My poor fellow,” said the kind old lady, “it must be dreadful to be lame, but just think how much worse it would be if you were blind.” “You’re right', lady,” agreed the beggar; "when I was blind I was always gettin’ counterfeit money,”

"Why have yon got that red tape round your finger?” “My wife put. that round to remind me to post a letter.” “And you posted it?” “No, she forgot to give me the letter.”