“That man’s business over there is oik the rocks.” “Really! What does he do?” “He builds lighthouses.”
Tho first cssetnial for a .swimmingpool,” we read, “is an efficient divingboard.” We should have said it was water.
John: Her father made his fortune while he was a young man. Would you like to know how he made it?” Jack: “Not particularly, but I’d like to know if he still has it.”
Canvasser You pay a small deposit, then you make no more payments for six months.
Lady of the House: Who told you about us?
“Have you had any thrills with the car. darling?” inquired hubby upon her rot urn.
"Rather,” she replied. “During one of them I pulled up in a yard.” “Splendid, darling.'” exclaimed hubby. "The fortunate one would be pleased!” “Oh, no; he wasn’t,” he retorted “He was annoyed at nre for knocking his wall down!”
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Greymouth Evening Star, 20 June 1936, Page 12
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