Waiter,” said the absent-minded professor, “twenty minutes ago I ordered a grilled steak. Have you forgotten it, or have I eaten it?” “I know all.' A policeman picked you up at <3 in the morning, when you wore embracing a lamp-post.” “My dear, surely you’re not jealous of a lamp-post.”
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Greymouth Evening Star, 18 June 1936, Page 14
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