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Musician: When I bought these shoes you guaranteed me perfection in everything about them. Shopkeeper: Quite so, sir. Any complaints? , Musician: Yes. One of my shoes • squeaks in D flat, and the other in Fl sharp. "Jones," said the teacher, "just take this sentence: ‘The car is travelling at sixty miles an hour.’ Can you parse it?" "No, sir," responded Jones; "but my Dad’s car could."

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Greymouth Evening Star, 9 August 1935, Page 12

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Untitled Greymouth Evening Star, 9 August 1935, Page 12

Untitled Greymouth Evening Star, 9 August 1935, Page 12