Said Jones, sadly: “Something I said to my wife some days ago so offended her she hasn’t spoken to me since.” “Old chap.” returned Henpeck, with painful eagerness, “would you mind telling me what it was you said?” Owner of old car: My price, sir. includes everything you'll need —oven road maps. Prospective Purchaser: And what about a railway time-table? Poet: Any post for me to-day John? Servant: No sir: nothing came back to-day.
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Greymouth Evening Star, 13 July 1935, Page 3
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74Page 3 Advertisements Column 2 Greymouth Evening Star, 13 July 1935, Page 3
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