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Greymouth Evening Star, 14 April 1934, Page 8

“What’s the matter —you’ve aged a lot of late?” “Yes —in trying to keep young.” “Keep young?” “Yes, eight of them.” Teacher: “Now, Tommy, what is the proper time to gather apples?” Tommy: “Please, sir, when the dog is tied up and the orchardist has gone to town!” Gert: “Why did you tell Mrs. Tuff her husband was dead when he had only lost all his money?” Bert: “I thought I’d better break it to her gently.”

SOMETHING TO CONCEAL Is the system of finger-prints absolutely infallible? The doubts arose in connection with the “Handsome” Jack Klutas, reputed to be the head of a dangerous kidnapping gang. It is apparently possible to graft skin from some other portion of the body on to the finger tips. The operation would be terribly painful and the signs would be plain, but the change in the finger tips would be permanent and previous prints "would become worthless. There is nothing to conceal about New Zealand Tobacco at its best — that’s why it is “toasted to a turn” to bring out. to the fullest the delighful qualities which make Red’ Shield Dark and Blue Shield Medium so smooth and cool to smoke and yet so altogether satisfying. Popular sellers everywhere—2ozs., 1/7.

Woods’ Great Peppermint Cure For Children’s Hacking Coughs.