TOPICAL TIT-BITS
But can aviation ever become popular without an aerial equivalent for pedestrians?—Arkansas “Gazette.”.
. Priscilla says iti isn’t the cost of short skirts that bothers her, it’s the upcreep.—Grinnell “Malteaser.”
Never tell a woman that a thing is as plain as the nose on her face.— Denison “Flamingo.”
An excellent time to win freedom by means of good behaviour is before you go to gaol.—Publishers .Syndicate.
John D. has another million in sight since axle grease bathing suite have been proposed.—Ohio State “Sun Dial.”
There is a movement in Chicago to outlaw prize-fighting. Probably Mayor Thompson has just discovered that the Marquis of Queensbury was a British subject.—San Diego Union.
Statistics show that there are 1,200,000 Smiths in the United States alone, and yet the comet that is now in the public eye had to be named after one Mr. Skjellerup.—New York “Evening Post.”
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Greymouth Evening Star, 25 February 1928, Page 9
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