PASSING SHOTS
The good thing about golf is that it keeps you fit. Fit, that is, to play more 801f ’ . * * • A woman went on a professional hunger strike, and 20 Scotsmen proposed to her. ♦ * ♦ Any considerate motorist will give a woman half of the road if he knows which half she wants. * * ♦ Of those, who never hurry or worry, some are born, so; others have obtained posts in Government offices. A man usually gets what he deserves in this world, but he sometimes thinks this is one of the world’s drawbacks. * * * Nearly every cinema actress has long, slender fingers. The continual slipping on and off of wedding rings must wear down the fingers in time. Some cinemas claim to have a superior class of patron; but, judging by the chocolate-eaters who always sit near me, audiences are much of a munchness.
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Greymouth Evening Star, 14 January 1928, Page 9
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