Farmer (bursting into the village inn) : "What you yo uliiink, Silas? The bones of a nrehistoric man have been discovered on Jim White's farm." Innkeeper: "Great gosh! T hope poor Jim'll he able to clear himself at the inquest." Hix: "I understand your church has sent the minister to Michigan for a month." Dix: "Yes. that's right." Hix: "Kur a vacation. 1 suppose: Dix: ••Yes; the congregation decided that we were entitled to one."
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Greymouth Evening Star, 13 March 1917, Page 2
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