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Golden Bay Argus, Volume XIII, Issue 1, 2 June 1910, Page 2

j Irate Old Gentleman (to organ- ; grinder’s monkey) : "Go away, go away, you and your master, with his ridiculous airs." j Organ-grinder (who has overheard): ' "My friendt, me just stay a leetle ; i you be all ze better of a few extra 1 (lx)airs yourself." j i Burglar : "Nar, then, ’and me over j that gold watch from under yer ! pilier.” Householder (nervous and resourceful) : "B-but I haven’t a w-watch under my pillow." Burglar : "Garn ! I can hear it." Householder : "N-no ; what you bear is the b-bed ticking,"