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Golden Bay Argus, Volume XIII, Issue 50, 12 May 1910, Page 2

" Did you say that dark gentleman was a general ? " " Yes ; that's General Cabalero. Next to him is General Lope de Poncho. They are all generals in that bunch." " How fine ! And they are very distinguished men, of course ? " " Well, not so distinguished as the eccentric little man who is talking to the Ambassador. That's Sebastino Colino. There are twenty seven Central American generals in the room. He is the only private."

Two Quakers were having an argument, and one considered the other was speaking falsely. This is how he reproved him : y Friend Thomas, I will not call thee by any had name, but if the mayOr were to ask me who was the greatest liar in the town I would hasten to thee and say, * Thomas, I think the mayor greatly desireth to apeak with thee,* -"-