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Golden Bay Argus, Volume IX, Issue 26, 26 November 1903, Page 3

“ I don’t know what you ever saw in mo to admire,” the fair one remarked demurely. And he answered, “ Oh, well, you know, sweet ope, a fellow who is anything doesn't look for.mere beauty in a girl ; it’s—” And now those two hearts that beat as one are doing separate thumps. He has returned hor soiled glove and a laee handkerchief, and the prize lock from her fringe. And she has returned everything except the diamond brooch, which she keeps as a souvenir of their shattered love. ♦ ♦ ; Undotslood.— His Wife: Why don’t you go to the doctor and find out just what you ought to cut and what you ought to avoid? Dyspeptic: Oil, I know all that now. I ought to eat everything I don't like and Avoid every thing I do. 4.4. Enfoiced.—“ The fact is," said the thoughtful man, ‘‘l but almost anjone can talk, but good listener* aie iurc.” " .Nonsense,” returned the man who jumped at conclusions. “ Just think of the number of married men I”