Farmer Haystack: “What did the court do with that denied cuss Simpkins?” Attorney: “The grand jury indicted him for grand larceny.” “ Tn© grand jury is ail right, but what was grand about the larceny?” He: “My dear, the bank in which my money is deposited has failed.” She; “ What a mercy you’ve got your chequebook at home, love!”
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Evening Star, Issue 24005, 2 October 1941, Page 11
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58Page 11 Advertisements Column 3 Evening Star, Issue 24005, 2 October 1941, Page 11
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