Taxi Driver (to cabby who ha? fouled him) : “ W’y don't yor bring yer mother aht to ’clp yer ’old ’the ’uss on ’er feet?" Cabby: “Bring mo mother aht, indeed, while there's such hoes as yours knockin’ abaht the streets? Not me! I don’t want to 'ave the old gal frightened ter death—she’s bin a good mother ter me!" “ Good morning, madam. 1 deal in cast-off clothing.” “Oh, how lucky! Do you think you have anything that would suit my husband?”
TO CAPTURE FORTUNE’S SMILE ” all that is needed is an invention which fulfils a real need. If yon have one, don’t delay. Patent it immediately. Consult ns now—fully and confidentially,—. Henry Hughes Ltd. (Directors: W. E." Hughes and J. T. Hunter, Registered Patent Attorneys), 214-217 D.I.C. Building, Wellington. Local Agents: T. H. Thompson, A.'M.P. Buildings, Dunedin.
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Evening Star, Issue 23861, 16 April 1941, Page 12
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137Page 12 Advertisements Column 3 Evening Star, Issue 23861, 16 April 1941, Page 12
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