A lawyer and a schoolmaster wer® trying to put the bit in a horse’s mouth. Try as they would, they could not achieve their object. Lawyer: “ I think the best tiling is to sit down and wait.” Schoolmaster: “ Why wait?” Lawyer; “ Until the beast is tired and yawns.” Biller wants his photograph taken. Photographer; 11 A dozen would be cheaper, sir.” Biller: “ Then I will take a dozen—-hut all in different poses, of courso.”
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Evening Star, Issue 23723, 2 November 1940, Page 10
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74Untitled Evening Star, Issue 23723, 2 November 1940, Page 10
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