Teacher: “If you had good brains, Tommy, what would you invent?” Tommy; “ Something that would do my lessons if I just pressed a button, Miss.” “ You lazy boyl You are not so lazy, Billy. What would you invent?” Billy: “Something to press the button, Miss!” The young wife was a little nervous when she gave her first dinner party. “ John, darling,” she said to her husband, reproachfully. “do look after poor Mr Brown. He’s helping himself to everything I’’-
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Evening Star, Issue 22798, 5 November 1937, Page 1
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