An Englishman and a Scot were on the top deck of a bus, alone except for a pretty girl in. the far corner. The Scot kept looking at her. At last the Englishman said; “Do you know that girl, Andy?” “ Och. ay.” “ Won’t you introduce yourself and me? Ay, when she’s paid the conductor.”-
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Evening Star, Issue 22638, 3 May 1937, Page 11
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