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Evening Star, Issue 22596, 13 March 1937, Page 17

“ Really, sir—how dale you ask me for the hand of my daughter? Whyonly a few years ago you were a_ caddie at my golf club!” “That’s right—l remember —but I said to myself, ‘ Well, he's a rotten golfer, but he’s in a good position and he may make a first-class father-in-law!’ ” Two men had put up at a boarding hou.se and were just preparing for bed when one of them proceeded to shake the blankets vigorously. .Inst then the landlord looked into the room and exclaimed: “ ’hire, that won’t kill ’em!” Whereupon the boarder replied: “ I know that, but it’ll make ’em dizzy for the night.”-