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America^!: “Do you know, my big brother Bill was so strong he used to go into the woods every morning and pull a tree up by the roots.” Scotsman :** That’s nothing! My big brother Jock used to-go down to the river, jump into his rowing boat, and pull up the river.” A golfer at St. Andrews hit a small boy, and, seeing the boy’s tears, said: “ I’m sorry, my boy, and here’s a shilling for you.” “ Thank you, sir,” replied the boy, “ and what time will you Be playin' the morn, sir£’i

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Evening Star, Issue 22595, 12 March 1937, Page 10

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Untitled Evening Star, Issue 22595, 12 March 1937, Page 10

Untitled Evening Star, Issue 22595, 12 March 1937, Page 10