Around the World with a Camera

Evening Star, Issue 22572, 13 February 1937, Page 7

Around the World with a Camera

Discretion.— Her Father: " Well, well, it’s a pleasure to meet my daughter’s .fiance; I wantyou to make yourself at home here.” . Her Fiance: “ Thanks a lot, hut I think it would look better if I moved in after the ceremony.” • Bountiful Butcher.— Hubby; “ How do you get along with the butcher, darling?” - Wifey: “ Oh, he is such a generous man, dear. Every time I order a twopound -joint he .sends: one weighing three.” *♦, * * A Hint: For Men Only, Wife: “Please match’,this piece of silk for m© on your, way home to-day, will you?” , ; ■ • Husband : “ At the counter where the beautiful girls work?” Wife (interrupting) : “No, I suppose you really shouldn’t have to shop for me after your work is done, dear. On second thoughts I won’t bother you.” • • • • Less Expensive. —Wife: “ Oh, Henry, the most terrible thing has happened—the woman next door has" a hat just like mine!” Husband: “ Now I suppose you want money to buy.a new one.” Wife: Well,.dear, wouldn't that be cheaper than moving?”-

Countryside Cameo,—The swooping swallows swiftly dart; the corncrake’s croak is heard, and early worms, unless they’re smart,, are apt to get the bird. With longer days come shorter nights; the woods show deeper greens; the gardener’s dreams take lofty flights—as far as broader beans.