The tailor brought a bill. Housewife} “I am sorry, but my husband is noi at home.” Tailor: “ Then .permit me to call the fire brigade; there is smoke coming from that wardrobe.” Professor: "Why have you come back again? I gave you sixpence onW a quartet of an hour ago." Beggar: “There! And then they- say professors are absent minded."
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Evening Star, Issue 22540, 7 January 1937, Page 12
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