Inquiring Child: Did you and daddy descend from gorillas. Mummy? Mother: I didn’t, darling. Boss: My wife heard that I took you out to dinner the other night. Secretary; Well? Boss: That makes you my former secretary. Juycht: “ I hear your dad just lost a cool million in a business deal.” Eiyce: “ Quite so; an ice factory he just bought was burned to the ground!” “ And your age is ?” asked the woman lawyer. “ About the same as yours,” replied the woman witness.
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Evening Star, Issue 22228, 4 January 1936, Page 14
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82Page 14 Advertisements Column 2 Evening Star, Issue 22228, 4 January 1936, Page 14
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