Mistress: " So your married life was very unhappy? What was the trouble? December wedded to May?" Chloe Johnson: “ Lan* sake, no, mum 1 It was Labour Day wedded to do Day of Rest!” Magistrate (to man accused of begging) : “ What have you to say?” Prisoner: “It wasn’t my fault, sir. 1 just hold out my band to see if it was raining, and the gent dropped a penny in it.”
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Evening Star, Issue 21992, 30 March 1935, Page 20
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70Page 20 Advertisements Column 2 Evening Star, Issue 21992, 30 March 1935, Page 20
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