“ What do you mean, sir.” said the angry man in the crowd. “ by sticking your umbrella in my eye?” “Oh, no,' replied the offender cheerfully. ‘ y° u mistaken. I assure you !” “ Mistaken!’ roared the aggrieved one. “ I)o you mean to say that T don’t know when my eye is hurt? Why. hang it, sir. I saw vou do it! How can 1 he mistaken?” “ T assure you that you are. nevertheless.” was the calm reply. “ You may know when j-our eye is hurt, but you don’t know’ my umbrella. This isn’t mine—l borrowed it I”
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Evening Star, Issue 21945, 4 February 1935, Page 8
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95Page 8 Advertisements Column 3 Evening Star, Issue 21945, 4 February 1935, Page 8
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