An elderly couple were getting innrried at the little country church. The groom was very deaf. When the clergyman read: “ Wilt thou have this woman to be thy wedded wife ” the old man did not hear him, and asked his bride: “ What : s he say?” The old lady bawled in his ear: “ He wants to know if tha’ll ha’ me for thy wedded wife.” The old man looked surprised, and exclaimed: “ Why. sartinly, Mary, dear! Didn't I tell thee so t'other nect
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Evening Star, Issue 21823, 12 September 1934, Page 13
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