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Evening Star, Issue 21717, 11 May 1934, Page 1

Dobson: “How many years have you been married?” Hobsons “Haven’t been married a year.” “What? I know better.” “Well, my wife was twenty-four when wa were married, and she’s still twentyfour.” _ Jones was carrying a typewriter round to his dealers the other day when he collided heavily with a man who came hurriedly round the corner. “ Why dcu’t you be more careful?” demanded Jones wrathfully, as he collected his typewriter from the pavemeat. “ Hang it!” returned the other angrily, “'why don’t you carry a fountain pen around; like I do?”