“ You were on the platform, you dragged the plaintiff into the waiting room and heat him, then you came back and beat him again. Why?” 1 ' The train was late.” Father: •“ Now, mother, how do you like sonny’s new pedal car?” Fond Mother: “ Oh, it’s all right, but do you have to buy one of those pedlar’s licenses?” Timid Wife (to motorist who has fallen asleep at the wheel): “ I don’t mean to dictate to you, George, but isnt’ that billboard coming at us awfully fast?”
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Evening Star, Issue 21634, 1 February 1934, Page 5
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