“Do you go in for athletics ?*• “Well—l used to jump at con* elusions! ” The Heat Wave Genius.—The man who went to bed with a cold water bottle. Chorus Girl*: “ I hear Bertha 13 getting married next week.” Comedian: “ Yes, a speaking part at last.” “ Waiter, I have been waiting half an hour for my turtle soup.” “But, sir s you know how slow turtles are.”
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Evening Star, Issue 21316, 21 January 1933, Page 13
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65Page 13 Advertisements Column 3 Evening Star, Issue 21316, 21 January 1933, Page 13
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