“Oh, my!” exclaimed the excited woman who had mislaid her husband. “ I’m looking for a small man with one eye.” “ Well, madam,” replied the polite shopwalker, “if he’s a very small man, perhaps you’d better use both eyes.” Burglar (to heiress, whoso home he has entered) : “ 1 don’t want your life but your money, ma’am.” Heiress: “ Oh, go away, you’re just like the rest of them.”
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Evening Star, Issue 21093, 4 May 1932, Page 3
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