A Scotsman, in planning his new home, left the roof off one room. A friend asked the reason for this. “ Oh, that’s the shower,” replied the' Scot. Dancing Instructress: “ You would bo a good dancer if it were not for two tilings.” Conceited Youth: “ And what are they?” Instructress: “ Your feet.” “How much did you pay for this jar?” asked the collector _ friend. “ Only £10,” replied the inexpert owner rather proudly. “Humph! And was there any jam in it?”
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Evening Star, Issue 21037, 26 February 1932, Page 1
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