A Chinaman rang up a dentist at a telephone bureau and asked him would he make an appointment to see him 4; The dentist replied interrogatively: “Two-thirty all right?” The Chinaman replied: “Yes, tooth hurtee all 'right, but what time you fix-ee? ” Doctor: “lam afraid you have rheumatism in your left leg.” Patient; “ What would cauWe that, doctor? Doctor: “ Old age in your case.” Patient: “You’re mistaken there, for the other leg is just the sanye age and it is as good as ever.”-
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Evening Star, Issue 21013, 29 January 1932, Page 11
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