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Evening Star, Issue 20996, 9 January 1932, Page 13

Lady Visitor: “What brought you here, my good man?’’ Convict; “ Coincidence, iady.” Lady: “Coincidence! How’s that?” Convict: “Well, you see, lady, I called at a house to inspect the meter, and there was a bloke there inspecting it at the time.” Mrs William Morse, of Chicago, wants to divorce her husband. She accuses him of cruelty of a particularly cold-blooded kind. She alleges that Mr Morse habitually ‘split his infinitives, used the double negative, and said ‘ ain’t.’