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Evening Star, Issue 20592, 18 September 1930, Page 2

FRANK M. ANDERSON, Cash Butcher 151 King Edward St (opp. South Dunedin Post Office). YES I that is the shop, where you get the one quality of meat '(THE VERY BEST) from January to December. And our SMALLGOODS, TRY 'THEM they’re Great. Phone 23-357. “Quality, Cleanliness, Service [P YOU WANT TO PURCHASE A HOME, ADVERTISE IN THE • EVENING STAR.’

When Tommy placed a rosy apple by the garden gate, and then secreted himself behind a hedge, he thought he had done so ■ unobserved. But he was mistaken. An old ’ gentleman* approached him and began to lecture. “My boy,” he said, “do you know' that you are very wrong in , placing that apple by the gate? Some poor boy might be tempted to purloin it. “Well,” said Thomas, “that’s just what I want him to do.” “Why?”inquired old Curious, “Why?” repeated Thomas. “ Because I’ve hollowed out the inside and filled it with mustard.” Landlady: “ Why have you put your coffee on a stool ?’ ’ Lodger: “It was so weak I thought it had better; sit down.”