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Evening Star, Issue 20591, 17 September 1930, Page 11

AMUSEMENTS. Again With the Latest! AUTHENTIC MOVIE RECORD, SHOWING R.M.S. TAHITI SINKING. R.M.S. TAHITI SINKING. R.M.S. TAHITI SINKING. R.M.S. TAHITI SINKING. Scenes ou Tahiti- Lowering ; Lifeboats-* Actual Final Plunge of. Vessel. We want your, impressions .of ‘THE COHENS AND ivELnS US SCOTLAND.* To the writers of the best six criticisms we have decided to give a double ticket each to witness that remarkable production, ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT.' All letters must reach the Manager by Noon. TO-MORROW (Thurs. day), September 18th. ‘THE COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND* COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND* COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND* COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND* COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND* COHENS AND KELLYS IN SCOTLAND* At the EMI' IRE DE LUXE ORCHESTRAL CONCERT.' EVENING SESSION DE LUXE, 7.45. THE HYSTERICAL SCOTCH MIXTURE <• OF FUN, With CHARLES MURRAY, CHARLES MURRAY, GEORGE SIDNEY. GEORGE SIDNEY. Can you imagine Murray and Sidney in kilts? Trying to outsmart smart Scotsmen? Each trying to put it over on the other? It’s the funniest Scotch story of them all, told in a screamingly hilarious picture. IMPORTANT! We will also Present the Special Official Fox Movietone of the FIRST CRICKET TEST IN ENGLAND, AUSTRALIA v. ENGLAND. Also, an Outstanding Supporting Pro. gramme and a Musical Programme Superb. M. DE ROSE , . And his CONCERT ORCHESTRA. Overture, ‘Hungarian Rhapsody, No. 2* BOX PLANS AT THS‘BRISTOL. ALSO AT THE THEATRE. Phones 12-432 and 12-433. TOWN HALL CONCERT CHAMBER, , 7.45 - - ' TO-NIGHT, JOHN T. LEECH’S LYRIC CHOIR ’ And ORCHESTRA, In ' , . * THE . REBEL MAID **. (Phillips) ; And ‘ THE REVENGE * Tickets at Doors, 2s and Is. A. CHISHOLM, Secretary,

The mi 1-d little man, inclined to deafness. had just finished lunch at a smart restaurant. He was about to leave when he noticed the orchestra was about to start playing again. At the same moment, an angry voice bellowed in his ear: “ Sir. remove that hat at oncel” He turned and faced the angry man on his left. “ Pardon me.” ii« said meekly, “are they playing Hio National .Anthem?” “ No, you idiot,” roared the other—“ it’s my hat.”