Pat was arrested for being, intoxicated. On being brought before the judge he was asked by the court what he was there for. Pat: Your Honour, I was arrested for; being intoxicated.” Judge: “Pat, where did you buy the liquor?,” Pat: “Your honour, I did not buy it. A Scotchman gave it to me.” Judge: “Thirty da vs for perjury,”: .
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Evening Star, Issue 20321, 1 November 1929, Page 1
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60Page 1 Advertisements Column 5 Evening Star, Issue 20321, 1 November 1929, Page 1
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