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Evening Star, Issue 20129, 20 March 1929, Page 5

CALDWELL’S HOSIERY SERVICE, 114 GEORGE STREET. EXPIRY OF LEASE. Renewal Terms Unsatisfactory. Moving Four Doors Along, To part of Malloch’s Boot Stores, Now being altered to suit. REMOVAL SALE COMMENCES ON THURSDAY, AT 9 A.M. Genuine Reductions. “Step in the right direction” for Stockings, Vests, Bloomers, etc. —[Advt,] '

A labourer was ploughing, and as the furrows were very uneven, the fanner told him to look at something at the other end of the field as a guide. “ That cow by the gate,” he said, “ it’s right opposite us. Now, work straight for her.” ‘‘Right you are, sir,” said the man. Coming back later on, the farmer was annoyed to find that the plough had been travelling all oyer the field. “ What’s the meaning of this?” he demanded. ‘I just did what you told me, sir. I worked straight for the cow, but the creature didn’t keep still.”