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Evening Star, Issue 20089, 1 February 1929, Page 11

For months lie had called alter business hours and found a. knee seit for the lady ho hud honoured with his attentions—and then he didn’t marry tho girl. “ What do yon mean by it?” naked tho indignant parent., “ Fact is,” said tho wayward suitor, negligently, “ when 1 got to know her better I didn’t see what particular use she’d be to me—except as a trouser press.” “So you have broken off your engagement to Mr Schmidt.” “ Yes, I found his love was not strong enough to stand all the little troubles of everyday life.” “What did you notice?” “ lie was quite angry every time my darling little Fide bit his legs.” Billie: I don’t like these lifts, they trive mo the stitch in my sidc._ Sammy; Row’s that, old mail? Billie; Being hemmed in, 1 suppose I V man was bragging that be couh> mime any brand of spirit, and ail onlooker, taking a Hash from Ins pocket, asked the connoisseur to taste that and tell him what it was,. He did so, and promptly spat it out, making horrible faces. “ Good gracious, man!" he cried. ur !’hats Units wiiat i‘ -is!'’ ’• Vfi- - . I know that, ytuiift «i.iH c-'mv: “M.t what brand is it?”