A hostess who was very fat had been dancing with a stranger. She used a broad accent' in her speech, as do many Londoners, and-was trying to make an impression on her partner. He asked her if sho would like to have another dance, but she replied: “Not now, I’m darnced out.” ‘‘Oh, no,” said the gentleman; “not darn stout—just nice and plump, madam.” Inquisitive Passer-by: “ Wot’s the idea? Yer sign’s on backwards,” The Sandwich Man: “To tell you the truth, madam, I just took lunch at the cafe I’m workin’ for, and I find that I cannot endure the sentiments expressed on this sign.”
The Children’s Emulsion. The most palatable of all Emulsions. Invaluable for lung affections, digestive disorders and wasting diseases. ANGIER’S EMULSION ENDORSED BY THE MEDICAL PROFESSION
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Evening Star, Issue 19924, 21 July 1928, Page 18
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130Page 18 Advertisements Column 1 Evening Star, Issue 19924, 21 July 1928, Page 18
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