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Evening Star, Issue 19775, 27 January 1928, Page 8

He had received an invitation to th« wedding of a friend of his schooldays, but he did not feel inclined to go, for the simple reason that this friend had been married three times previously, and his present fiancee had also been married before. So he just wrote to his friend, the prospective bridegroom, and said that ho did not feel up. to the mark. For three days he hod no answer, and he, was on the point of calling round to pacify his friend.', when the postman brought him a letter. It contained another invitation, across the bottom of which his friend had scrawled —“Can promise you won’t be bored. Remember, this is not an amateur performance.”