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A man was telling a friend that he believed he should see a doctor about the liquor question. “Last night,” ho explained, “when I walked into my room I saw two rats over in a corner fighting,” “But there’s nothing strange about seeing two rats fighting.” No,” ho said; ‘‘but those had boxing gloves on.” To loosen phlegm and disin'ect 'he air passages take “Nazal” JnlMie, or take .a few-.hops on sugar. Powerful, penetrating, and soothing. CO doses Is fid.- [Advt,]
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Evening Star, Issue 19773, 25 January 1928, Page 3
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