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Evening Star, Issue 19772, 24 January 1928, Page 8

AMUSEMENTS. JJ M P 111 E THEATRE MATINEE TO-DAY, 2.15. EVENING SESSION DB LUXE, 7.45. When The Greatest Comedy Team the Screen Has Ever Seen, CHARLIE MURRAY CHARLIE MURRAY CHARLIE MURRAY And GEORGE SIDNEY, GEORGE SIDNEY, GEORGE SIDNEY, Will Drive You to Hysterics in First National's Riot of Fun, ‘LOST AT THE FRONT.’ ‘LOST AT THE FRONT.’ ‘ LOST AT THE FRONT.’ ‘ LOST AT THE FRONT.’ ‘LOST AT THE FRONT.’ The “DIFFERENT” Kind of Comedy. The Biggest SHOUT of JOY since the Armistice —The Shell Shocks they got in France were Mild compared to the SHE-SHOCKS they got when they wandered into the Women’s Battalion of Death. Women to the Right of Them! Women to the Left of Them! THE SCREAM OF THE SCREEN. EMPIRE SELECT ORCHESTRA (Dir. by Mr CHAS. PARNELL). Box Plans at The Bristol, or ring the Theatre (10-444). Sh-h-h h-h-H! Sh-h-hh-h-H! 00-00-00-00-00-00-00-ooH! 00-00-00-00-00-00-00-ooH! AA-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aaH! AA-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aalil HERB’S THE THRILLER! HERE’S THE THRILLER! HERB’S THE THRILLER! That Will Keep Yon INTRIGUED AND FASCINATED INTRIGUED AND FASCINATED And Send You Into SPASMS OP ROARING LAUGHTER SPASMS OF ROARING LAUGHTER At the M P 111 E THEA TR E Commencing FRIDAY-NEXT—FRIDAY. LAUGH-SHOCKING LAUGH-SHOCKING MYSTERY THRILLER, And the And the And the And the G A N A R Y.‘ C Y.’ C A R V.’ C A N A R Y.’ C A N A R Y.‘ C A N A R Y,’ C A N A R Y.’ 0 A N A R Y.’ C A N A R Y.’ C A N A R Y.’ AN A R N A THE GREATEST OF ALL MYSTERIES. THE GREATEST OP ALL MYSTERIES. THRILLS CHOKED WITH LAUGHS. Thrills ... Creeps ... Oh’s ... Ah's ... Chills... Screams ... Shudders ... Sobs ... Giggles... Laughs ... Roars ... Shrieks ... Owls H00t!... Doors Creak ... Chains Clank ... Shadows Slink ... Thrill Rolls Upon Thrill! ... Chill F'ojlows Chill! ... Hair-raising Mystery CJeeps Over the Clock to the Midnight Hour while THE CAT PROWLS Delightful Shudders! Entrancing Suspense! ROARS OF HEARTY LAUGHTER, SHRIEKS AND SCREAMS OF FRANTIC, FRENZIED FUN, With LAURA LA PLANTE LAURA LA PLANTE LAURA LA PLANTE As the MYSTERY MAID. Special Orchestral Effects by the EMPIRE SELECT ORCHESTRA (Chas. Parnell, Mus. Dir.). Box Plans nt The Bristol, or ring the Theatre (10-444).

ONLY THEN. “ But you are not always bothered with poor light, are you?” inquired the gas company’s clerk. “Oil, no, not always,” replied the complaining householder. “Ah, I thought so. It’s only a ccrtan time that you notice it, eh?” ■ “Yes, only after dark.”