Customer (getting his hair cut); Hidnt you nip off a piece of my oar then? fla 1- - her (reassuringly): “Yes, sir, a small piece, but not enough to affect the heann, sir. Policeman (controlling traffic): ''Hero, didn’t you see me waring my arms? Indignant Lady Motorist: “Yes; end I intend to report your attempted familiarity. “Lips that touch liquor shall never touch mine.”- “Your lips?”- "iSo, my liquor,”
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Evening Star, Issue 19408, 17 November 1926, Page 6
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68Page 6 Advertisements Column 4 Evening Star, Issue 19408, 17 November 1926, Page 6
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