Captain; “We are now passing the equator.” Passenger: “Aie v;e? Mary, fouh my glasses so that I can have a look at it.” “It took you a long time to pull that fellow's tooth out,” said the dentist's assistant. ff Yes. He married the girl I loved!” Englishman (at street accident in a Scottish village): “ Give him some air.’ Suspicious Native: “Give him some yersel’, znon.” For influenza colds take Woods’ Groat feApermint Cure.—{Advtj
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Evening Star, Issue 19328, 14 August 1926, Page 22
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74Page 22 Advertisements Column 1 Evening Star, Issue 19328, 14 August 1926, Page 22
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