A married couple were knocked down by a motor car. _ The car dashed away. The police arrived, and found the couple bursting with indignation. “ Do you know the number of the car?” asked the policeman. “ Yes,” replied the husband; “ by a strange coincidence the first two numbers formed my ago and the second two the age of my wife.” “Johp,” said the wife, “we will let the matter drop at once!” No bad aftereffects with WADE’S WORM FIGS. JfLsasant, sure, and. cer-iain,-L4diU
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Evening Star, Issue 19003, 27 July 1925, Page 5
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82Page 5 Advertisements Column 2 Evening Star, Issue 19003, 27 July 1925, Page 5
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